That cactus is staring at me....

[Sorrow]

that would be my signiture line, if i was in films, id have to say it at least once a movie... what would be urs?

"I Love you Ames"

that is my best signiture line i think.

[PK|Hexx]

ok well my line would be as follows

" A Pound says you will be shot dead in the next gun fight"

[PK|Cerro]

hmmm toss up between:

"Merry Winter Een Mas"

and

"I laugh in the face of safety!"

[PK|ReUsed]

how about "lmao tbh"

[PK|Soleft]

"Merry Winter Een Mas"


CAD COMIC RULES!

"HE WENT THAT WAY"

[PK|ReUsed]

CAD does rule.

[PK|Hexx]

YOUR ASS IS BRASS

or

MY DONKEY LIKES U

or even

THAT GUNS ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A CHOCOLATE TEA CUP!

they are some more i might use sorrow for diff reasons

[PK|Colonel Ames]

YARR!!! THAS SOM FINE ASS!!!

or

I LIKE PIE.

or

STICK IT IN MY ASS

[PK|Hexx]

"stick what up ure ass colonel ames? im a little deaf" said hexx

"i want yo to rape my ass" replied colonel ames


Door Slams against the wall, hexx runs away

"that happens everytime i ask for that" said colonel ames, puzzled

[PK|Colonel Ames]

funny man! :evil:

[PK|Hexx]

:D

:shock:

[Anonymous]

Anyone here like Leauge of Gentlemen? (random subject change)

[Anonymous]

It's really good Honest!

[PK|Colonel Ames]

Hello Dave?
Mate i love league of Gentlemen. Its the funniest (most sureal) show ever.

[Anonymous]

it's really good, I was only introduced to it recently (in a 6 hour non-stop viewing session)
And I loved it... "It’s a show about homosexuality aimed at nine to twelve year olds. Some people call this 'theatre in education,' I call it Aids in a van."

[PK|Colonel Ames]

I dunno about the 9 - 13 year olds.
Papa Lazarou is pretty scary!!!
And Edward and tubs.
Wierd

[PK|Hexx]

naw Young Ones is funny as hell, should watch it

im like Vivian, without the shit name

[PK|Cerro]

I perfered bottom to the young ones, but both were good.

Red Dwarf is my fav just now...

[Anonymous]

Bottom was far superior, I've got loads of episodes of it, can't help but laugh everytime.

[PK|Hexx]

just got series 6 through :D excellent,

im strugglin to think which one i find most entertaining, the polymorph one has to be the funniest, and the second polymorph on in series 6 :D

cracked me up when he was wearing the polymorph and it started shrinking, and Cryton was there trying to pull it off lmao

[PK|Cerro]

White hole or the apocolypse gunmen are my two favs. White hole cause of the toaster scene! There was that other episode where kryten sends his eye to warn the crew there's been an accident, goes up listers leg... "i think its making a nest" Other classic moment is teaching Kryten to lie, its... its... its an off-duty czechloslovican traffic warden!

[PK|Hexx]

yea

Smeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeee

[PK|Colonel Ames]

There aint no comedy like Family Guy.

It's a cross between simpsons and south park only 10 times funnier.

[PK|Benjy]

lol i agree family guy is the funniest cartoon ive ever seen!

i think Monty Python is much funnier!

[PK|Hexx]

dunno bout that, i prefer non cartoon'y comedies now, Little Britain, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, there just good to watch

"why dont we just use the lasers to blast through"

"thats a good idea except from two flaws"

"1 we dont have lasers"

"and 2, we dont have lasers"

"i thought it was such a big flaw, i would have to say it twice"

[PK|Cerro]

that was two different episodes hexx... one was cat saying we should use the laser cannons - and that was kryten's reply, the other was white hole when holly powers down the ship:

"Why don't we just use lasers and blast our way through"

"An excellent plan with just two minor drawbacks: 1) We don't have any lasers and 2) Even if we had lasers, we wouldn't have anything to power them with!"

But the best classic Red Dwarf moment "Ergo, we surrender! in accordance with P.O.W space corps directive 6795-B"

"6795-B?!? All parties attending the conference are allocated only one car parking space per delegation? We are in mortal danger and you are worried about the Chinese taking two cars to the conference? I hardly think that applies to the present situation!"

[PK|Hexx]

i want the script book tooo, :D

lmao,

Legion is an interesting episode, bit boring

do you know, there was a 4 year gab between the end of series 6 and the start of series 7, because the ending was so ***cked up when, Rimmer shot the time drive or whatever was called

[PK|Benjy]

lol....any of you seen takechi's castle..

the japanese are crazy!!! :lol: :shock: :D

[PK|Benjy]

sorry for the randomness

[PK|Hexx]

ive seen over 100 episodes of takeshi's castle and none were that interesting its like a british game show gone completely wrong with tiny chinese/japanese idiots hurting themselves

[PK|Benjy]

thats the funnyies thing... they hurt them selves lol... i must have a creul sense of humour... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Jenni]

yeah its worth watching just to see japanese hurting themselves :p has anyone actually ever seen someone win it? (i have 8) )

[PK|Cerro]

Yeah i remember the huge wait for series 7, i didn't think they'd actually make another series beyond 6 - thought that was going to be the end!

But then 7 & 8 never really took off, kachanski was nice to look at but she was a god-awful actress! I don't have the script book i've just good all the DVDs, well except series 2, but i'll get that when 7 comes out from amazon! :D

[PK|Hexx]

hehe, jenni ive seen someone win takeshi's castle, it was when they were using the laser pistols (infra red) and not the water pistols, someone hit the generals big floaty thing whatever it is, and they won, they didnt win anything for winning, how stupid is that compete to win nothing but honour in a stupid honourless game.

i have yet to see series 7 - 8 cerro so if you say her acting is bad, woe is me, ill just have to sit watchin it bored, think best series by far was the first one, with the first episode when Cat makes his appearance lmao, his first line didnt have 1 word in it, just screechin

[PK|Hexx]

"todays fish is trout a le creme"

"fish"

"todays fish is trout a le creme"

"fish"

"todays fish is trout a le creme"

"Fish"

"todays fish is trout a le creme"

"Fish"

"Enjoy your meal"

"I will!"

[Jenni]

lol i know i've only seen someone win once and nothing different happend, it was just exactly the same, they didnt interview the guy who won or give him a prize... nothing!!!! id've complained :x

[PK|Benjy]

lol where do you watch it...???

they give 10000 yan(I think)