Cerro's House of P90 Whores

[PK|Cerro]

Well wadda ya know? I'm the only one in it - MY House! mahahahahaha

- If you can't tell im very, very bored at work! :cry:

[Jenni]

betting that most of the votes go to option number 2

[PK|Cerro]

As if my stats don't say it all... 384 P90 Kills, next highest weapon, 36 with deagle. Argaf coming closest to joinning me with 179 P90 kills.

I am the P90 King!

[PK|Hexx]

option 6!!

WHO THE HELL IS CERRO???

lmao thats my vote

[Jenni]

at least afew people use the defender (the gun i use all the time which i get ripped for) who uses the p90 apart from you - no-one!

[PK|Hexx]

i used it once and died first! mainly because i ran into open field of battle!

i love the idf i use it all the time if im not using the krieg, or m4a1 has to be m4a1 for cts, commoners weap

[PK|Cerro]

well it just goes to show that i am i one-in-a-million breed of CS player, capable of turning the P90 into a pwning machine an ability that few can achieve :wink:

Unlike the Gaili of course, which is used by anyone - it has its advantages, 35rounds per clip, powerful and good up close. Also in one shot bursts its very accurate - beyond one bullet and its luck shot at range :P

[Jenni]

yeah same here, m4a1 or kreig - my fave guns. Can't stand the ak47 tbh

[JoMo]

Ive recently started using the P90, cerro is still better with it though.

[Sorrow]

:roll:

[PK|Soleft]

I hate being CT on office, and I know cerro is in the hosty room, knowing he has his p90, knowing its really unlikely im gonna kill him at close range. :x = my sex face

[BoxeR]

I like to chop and change.
but recently I only seem to be playing well with M4A1. hmmm, odd I used to rule with Gaili and the auto shot gun, and the hkmp5 but I just can't seem to get the flow these days......


still the P90 is a nice gun, good for close quarters......


oh yeah, who is this Cerro dude??? is he knew on the team?

[PK|Soleft]

think he's a trialist or something

[BoxeR]

Personally I don't like him, I think we should get clan leader to drop him :p

[PK|Cerro]

Yeah, i say we kick him from the clan for being a random who thinks he can stamp his authority on the clan like he's the clan leader or something! :roll:

But if someone was to suggest we should kick out a clan leader then we'd have to confiscate their pinkies! 8)

[BoxeR]

You'd have to find my pinky first....

let me know if you have any luck, I haven't yet

[PK|Hexx]

Yeah, i say we kick him from the clan for being a random who thinks he can stamp his authority on the clan like he's the clan leader or something! :roll:

But if someone was to suggest we should kick out a clan leader then we'd have to confiscate their pinkies! 8)

hmm, we can fire him out of a cannon into the sun :D, i dunno why but the thought of doing that is making me think of becoming DR EVIL

[PK|Cerro]

you need to try playing evil genious hexx that game is just the kind of thing you'd love - i know i do!

And someone remind me - who's cerro?

[PK|Hexx]

cerro??, i though he was some crazy power hungry looney, meh i dunno m8

[Jenni]

sounds like abit of a div to me ;)

[PK|Hexx]

mwahahahaha spell it

[PK|Cerro]

I want more votes! :x

[PK|Hexx]

you want votes? ya selfish gimp, this is a post about cerro and his skill with a p90 not you....

[PK|Cerro]

blah you are all avoiding my poll and failing to admit to my L33Tness by not acknowledging your own clan leader! Damn you all, damn you to hell!

[Jenni]

Oh cerro, our god, we are not worthy of you and your godly p90!!!


now THAT'S sucking up

[PK|Cerro]

hurra! Bow to me (yeah bend over - hexx) :)

[PK|Hexx]

id rather not, i dont know what kitchen utensils you keep on you, please don't fork me

[PK|Cerro]

That was a comment from you hexx, not to you! Like saddam does in south park the movie when satan comes up from hell. Bow to me (Yeah bend over! - Saddam)

You're so slow hexx :roll:

[PK|Hexx]

are you sure about that cerro? ^^

[Anonymous]

p90 is a damn good weapon, I just can't use it...when I use it it's like a child playing with matches...it does alot of damage, but tends to only damage the surroundings not the people I want to damage.

-Also any way of changing the pk from my name cause I don't seem to be able to sign up for a new account.

[PK|Cerro]

Only a true master such as me could wield such a weapon!

Well ames i hope you've got your coffin all sorted out, you can choose the map to fight on then we shall see if you do pwn or not :)

[PK|Hexx]

did you see nitrous and his p90 at practise man? put you to shame he did

[PK|Cerro]

I got him as much as he got me... plus i couldn't open up with my own team in front of me - so once he came close? But did he do it in the match - thats the question?

[PK|Hexx]

no lmao, he was about as useful as a chocolate fireguard :P

[PK|Cerro]

bah thats no use! Nitrious you must use the force... the P90 is a symbol of the master my young padawan - trust in the force and the ability will come to you.